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A Dick head who things he has a big dick but in reality it’s as small a peanut. He thinks he’s funny but the funniest thing about him is when he pees himself whenever he’s scared or laughing too much from his own joke.
“You willy wonker! You small Dick”
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When one inserts oneself into a tree stump and glues oneself in that stump with gorilla glue that sits on a sears tractor and "lets it rip"
That burley lumberjack gave himself a spinning willis
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A middle aged gay white guy who only has sex with gorgeous black men with smooth creamy skin and large chocolate cocks.
Even thou Martin was successful as a commercial banker, he had even more success playing Willie Wonka to Lamar’s chocolate factory
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A Willie Wonka is the act of dipping ones penis in chocolate and then having an overweight person perform oral sex on you.
"Hey man! Did you Willie Wonka that fat chick last night? Bet she liked that..."
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When you vigorously scratch your nuts and then stick your finger in someone's ear
Friend: Why you sticking your finger in my ear bro?
Me: I just scratched my nuts. It's a Nut Willy!
Friend: That's naaaaaasty. Fuck off.
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