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Is the term of a condition, used to describe a group of Non-Americans, with bias opinions, who are obsessed with talking about the United States of America.
1. Many of these people have never even been to the United States, and get most of their information from Youtube, The Sun Newspaper or via their Uncle Harry who spent a two hour layover in JFK on his way to Toronto.
2. It can be said, that most of these people are losers with no lives, that spend way too much time developing opinions on topics which they know jack shit about.
3. Whether these people know it or not, Americans could give a rats ass, if they like them or not. Which actually leads to why these people don't like the USA in the first place. But on the contrary, Americans don't give a shit anyway, so in reality, it doesn't matter.
4. This group of people always over looks all the good the United States does for the world-
*See the Polio Vaccine, AIDS research, Cancer research, McDonald's, World's first successful airplane, Ketchup, First lunar landing, Garth Brooks*
-and focuses more so on the bad. But this is alright in an American's eyes; see number three.
5. The Iraq war seems to be a hot topic among this group. They can spend hours, upon hours discussing how the United States started an unjust war. Whether they know it or not, most Americans agree with them on this subject, so no one really understands why they spend hours upon hours discussing a topic where the Americans agree with them anyway. So its a complete fucking mystery as to why an Anti-American would be agreeing with an actual American; see reason number two for explanation.
Person 1: The United States is filled with nothing but Fat People, who eat cheeseburgers all day.
Person2: And you know this how?
Person 1: I saw it on Telly.
Person2: Right.....
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Person 3: All Americans are stupid.
Person 4: You do know that a lot of Medical innovations, and life changing inventions, were made in the United States?
Person 3. That doesn't matter. They invaded Iraq under false pretenses.
Person 4: What does that have to do with Americans being stupid?
Person 3: It just does.
Person 4: Right.......
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Person 5: Person 1, and 3 has an United States Obsession.
Person 1 and 3: No we don't!
Person 5: Right......
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The art of spraying semen over a face at the point of completion, in a Z shape fashion. As with Zorro the masked lothario left his "Z" mark with a Rapier, here you are using your meat lance to leave your own "Z" mark. The unit being the lady in question on the recieving end of the fluid "Z".
Mate, I am meeting that bird from the Grovesnor tonight, I am gonna proper "Zorro up the Unit"
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All the blue states that voted for Kerry in the 2004 election... the states that are so embaressed that Bush won the election and wish they belong to Canada instead.
Contrasted to all the red states, called Jesusland.
After the election, a new map was drawn showing the United States of Canada and Jesusland.
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A slang euphemism used in polite 50s and 60s middle and upper class America, subtly referring to “Upper U. S.,” instead of saying the more crude “Up your ass!”
I can recall my mother leveling her coldest icy blue-eyed stare and uttering to someone she had deemed a jerk, “Well, Northern United States, buddy!”
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A secure children's home in Exeter Devon, although there are children in it its ways of going about things are more comparable to that of a prison and are slightly outdated. I've heard it has nice food though, if Paul is still there at least.
Person A "Shit man my friend is getting sent to a children's prison all the way in Devon!"
Person B "Hold up, are you talking about Atkinson secure unit? That's rough, tell him to have his last hot hot chocolate before he goes in!"
An elite group highly trained personell specifically recruited for anti-noob operations. Originally a small english based task force, the NDU has spread into Ireland, taken over by small local branches. Whilst numbers are kept highly confidential, we believe there is between 10 and 15 active members at any one time.
Damn, we just got pwned by the Noob Disposal Unit.
See: CU8M, Cat Unit 8, Cat Unit 8 Mobile Flying Unit
Submersible-based unit to mobilize Cat Unit 8
I've heard salty tales of the Cat Unit 8 Underwater Mariner Unit
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