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In formal terms:
"The size of the vehicle in possession of the female owner is inversely proportional to the size of the owner."
Simply put:
"The fatter the bitch,the smaller the bucket that fat ass hoe drives."
Player 1: "My baby mamma whips around town in a Geo Metro."
Player 2 : "That fat bitch?? Damn,ese, what a Kool-Aid Konundrum that is!"
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The term used when you get rejected from sex by a bitch and your dick hurts because of the rejection.
Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe this she rejected me.
Guy 2: Dude, I think you need a Cock Band-Aid, because you've just got pwned.
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Bong water. Also known as Jamaican kool-aid.
Shanaugh spilled rasta kool-aid all over Jarvis and now he smells really bad!
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When your making some sweet kool-aid. Then you have the powder on your hands, then you get em wet. You have came down with a case of kool-aid hands.
"Steve" You want me to make some kool-aid.
"John" Sure, hey don't get kool-aid hands like last time.
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When performing the act of coitus (fucking) the male pulls out before ejaculation, grabs his partner by the head and cums in his partner's ear canal. While the recipient is cleaning the semen out (as will be the inntial reaction) the male then punches them in the very same ear. The load of cum in the ear makes it hard to hear and the punch causes a ringing effect....hence "broken hearing aid" (I came up with it, but would never do it)
This girl I dragged home from the bar is a dirty little slut, and since I have virtually no respect for womankind or myself, I thought "hey, why not give her a 'broken hearing aid' to make her feel completely un-loved and worthless like pretty much all the other men have done in her life!"...so I did.
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Adult sex toy(s) usually kept in the stowaway compartment in the back of a 30-something soccer mom's station wagon or SUV.
She was looking a little indifferent until I went out to fetch her first aid kit.
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Like a first aid kit, but instead contains a pack of Marlboro reds, condoms, Tylenol, eye drops, plan B and, if you stick it in yourself, cocaine. Can sometimes be purchased at Wallgreens.
Damn bro, she sounds awful. Glad you had Second Aid Kit.
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