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An elite institution that has been training the sons of bricklayers to be insurance salesman and public defenders for over 160 years. Some of the finest municipal workers in the county graduated from the Prep. Ron Pearlman once noted that he had Prep attorney knock down a DUI to a parking ticket. He said it was some the finest legal maneuvering he had seen in his lifetime by an inebriate.
St Joseph's Prep, Widener Law feeder, University of Phoenix
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The official school for rejects. Prep kids think they are the shit until they have to play schools like Delbarton or Seton Hall. Better school than the bergen county schools. Better than Seton Hall prep, but is much worse than Delbarton, Regis, or Pingry at school. Prep is overrated at sports, except football, and suck dick at pretty much every other sport. They are decent at basketball, but suck at soccer, lax, hockey, baseball, and running in general.
St Peter's prep is the official school for boys who did not get into Regis, Seton Hall or Delbarton.
Girl 1: ooo look a Prep boy, he looks like he was rejected by seton hall delbarton and bergen catholic.
Girl 1 again: ooo fuck he looks ugly compared to that Delby boy.
St Peters Prep boy: talks about how they are only good at football.
Girl 2: Oo you play any other sports.
Any one else: yeah they do but they fucking suck.
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A school, not like any other school. This school is the first school in Florida to have the I.B. program. A program, which, super smart kids go to so that they can be better than everyone else. Over 50% of the I.B. population is Asian, this is because Asians are smarter than the white and black folk, unless you are French. An interesting fact of the students of the I.B. is that 1/4 of them consider suicide from the work and stress overload, testimonies have stated that children can possibly get over 9 hours of school work a day. Of this 25% of students contemplating suicide, about half of them go through with it, so they don't have to go through the hassle of completing high school.
St. Pete High School was founded by the all famous, Ponce De Leon during his early explorations. This is where the Spanish architecture came from. Also, after Leon founded and supported the school, he left for Cuba. Weeks later, he got a message that students were killing themselves from the work overload. Leon, realizing what he created and how many lives he may take, killed himself in 1521.
But once you overlook the sad history of the school, you will feel proud if you can make it through, your life will be successful, but since all your friends killed themselves, guess you won't have anyone to boast about your paycheck to.
My friend Eric got to Junior year in St. Pete High then killed himself. Jamie almost made it through St. Pete High, but killed herself right before the Senior I.B. exams. I got through the damn school and own my own plantation.
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This gyal always feel they wet and bad
If u ever see a st stephens gyal put she in she place with she flat bottom
If yuh want ah gyal with no ass look for d st stephens gyal
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An all "girls" high school in St. Louis, Missouri. Commonly referred to as the "St. Joe's hoes," and probably the most trashy all "girls" high school in the area ("girls" is in quotations because... well sometimes no body can be too sure.) Also know to loose to Incarnate Word Academy at all sports due to their lack in spirt or general ability to do anything more than live up to their title of the "St. Joe's hoes."
Boy: "So what school do you go to"
Girl: "St. Joseph Academy"
Boy: "Oh shit so HOW many STD'S do you have."
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An St Francois girl is An very educated woman in the study have playing with your heart and taking you for a joke, they will pretend to love you but really don't. St Francois girls are really good and what they do ( breaking young / old males heart) they are also a high level of ,suck breast come in plastic bag at St Francois (Warning ,Danger st Francois girls are very freaking and will break your heart and the worst time)
An St Francois girl is An very educated woman in the study have playing with your heart and taking you for a joke, they will pretend to love you but really don't. St Francois girls are really good and what they do ( breaking young / old males heart) they are also a high level of ,suck breast come in plastic bag at St Francois (Warning ,Danger st Francois girls are very freaking and will break your heart and the worst time)
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Pretty lame college on San Antonio's west side. It's a backup school for many Catholic school kids which has a tendency to overbook residence halls. If you get stuck in one of those over-booked halls, have no worry - If St. Mary's students don't commute, they leave for the weekend. St. Mary's weekend atmosphere is therefore very quiet (abandoned), and their lack of extracurriculars besides sports and Greek organizations makes it pretty boring. Their expensive meal plans allow you only to buy food from its one cafeteria, which has prices slightly cheaper than carnival food but with quality much worse. Make sure your parents either give you a box of necessities or tons of money, because buying things like shaving cream or soap is quite an investment. Also home to Oyster Bake, a Fiesta event which gets so crowded that many students cannot move through the campus, therefore causing a hindrance to learning or studying that would take place in the weeks before finals.
So long story short: If you want an average education with overpriced room and board on a ghost town campus, go to StMU.
"Why did I choose to come to St. Mary's University?"
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