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Something homophobic Christians say to try and “debunk” gay marriage
God created the first man, Adam, and he was good. God created the second man, so he had a friend. His name was Steve, and he was good. God told them, don’t eat from the tree of g a y or idk. So they ate the fruit. One day, Adam went to Steve, and bent him over. “What are you doing!?” said Steve. “I wanted to see your butt.” Adam gently licks Steve’s butthole, up and down. “Ohhhh, yeah.” Adam thrusts his penis into Steve and Steve cries out, “Oh! It feels so good.” Steve stroked his own towering penis, but Adam grabbed it and lovingly caressed and fondled him. Adam shouted, “Something’s happening!” And Adam and Steve ejaculated at the same time.
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A phrase used within a sentence instead of "believe".
Jeff-"Hey Dave, you're not going to adam and believe this...I did your mum last night!"
Dave-"Shit Jeff! I thought we were cool!.....was she a tight ride?"
Jeff-"tight as shit"
Dave-"nice"
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loves anime, and wont motorboat anything
he loves playing with his Wii
Adam yonamine says, "Guy girl ok, GIRL GIRL DOUBLE AWESOME!!!"
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A perfect fictional couple from the book If I Stay. Mia and Adam are the cutest couple. Adam would do anything for Mia, and Mia would do anything for Adam too.
Mia and Adam are so perfect that my standards are unrealistic.
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sweet & delicious.
tastes like grapefruit.
wow, that tastes good, yeah, must me adams cum.
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a complete sexy beast who will fuck your girl. he's got a dick so big it will get stuck in u but adam cherutti is mine and his dick can only get stuck in me. He ate out your mom and said it tasted like spegetti alfrado. He bit off a girls nipple and ate it cause have of his body is black and half of it is white. He is basically god in bed and you'll have an orgasm for three days after fucking him. He is the next michael jordan in table tennis and cricket. but he is mine so back off ladys
Adam Cherutti gets me so hard cause he is a sexy beast and so hot
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