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While playing a co-op or multiplayer game, a person disapears leaving his co-op partners to play the game without him.
He's not here yet again. He is pulling an apple.
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When you kiss someone and they kiss you back like they are eating an apple (or your favorite fruit/vegetable).
I started kissing this chick but it felt like she was gnawing on my face and when I saw my reflection in the mirror I looked like a granny smith apple.
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who cares if it has only one mouse button, if you want another, for fuck's sake, just BUY another one, you dumb shit
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1. Porn viewed on a Apple Computer.
2. Porn that is rather grainy in appearance.
3. Porn viewed on a Video i-Pod.
Dude, that's some sweet Apple Porn you got!
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1) Beige Toaster
2) Drool Proof Paper
3) Glorified Calculator
4) Decoration
Look how nice that Apple Computer looks on my desk.
I fell asleep and drooled on my Apple Computer, I'm glad it's drool proof.
Let me calculate the sum of 4 and 2 with my Apple Computer.
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Quite simply, male masturbation.
"Aw man, I was picking apples for such a long time last night. I thought my wrist was going to bend backwards."
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The effect of a new version of a product being released by apple that is no better than the previous one. Everybody freaks out thinking, "HOLY SHIT, IT'S NEW AND IT'S MADE BY APPLE! LET'S GET IT!" People are oblivious to it being no better than the cheaper version already out.
HOLY SHIT BOB! IPAD... 2! It's got a camera, and like, that's the only new feature. My iPad sucks. I WANNA IPAD2 NOW!
That's totally you being taken over by The Apple Effect...
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