April 24th

National punch a rapist day!

A: "Its april 24th, you know what that means?"
B: "What"
A: "We need to punch a rapist"

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April 16th

National be a cock block day. Spend the day being a cock block.

Wanna fuck..Nah bro today is April 16th national cock block day.

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April Serious

When something incredible happens to you on April 1st and everyone thinks you are trying to April fool them, even though you are completely serious.

Trey: Dude! You'll never guess what happened to me last night!
Brent: What?
Trey: I hooked up with Jen AND her sister last night!
Brent: Haha... April Fools...
Trey: No dude! I'm being April Serious!

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April fool

An idiotic person that goes to public places in the month of April without wearing a mask to cover their mouth during a pandemic.

Joey: Look at that stupid person in the grocery store not wearing a mask! Jimmy: What an April fool !!! After today that April fool will be a May fool.

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April 21

The hottest boy was born.

My boyfriend is hot so yea!! I had to do it for has birthday April 21

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April 26

A day for all lemon related activities, for celebrating and honouring the greatness of lemon and lemon people.

April 26 is my favourite day because it's Lemon Day

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24th april

Give your gf almond cookies day.

-Bro why are you buying all those almond cookies?
-Its 24th april, give your gf almond cookies day man.

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