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Situation when an asshole just keeps on being an asshole, like they're obliviously trying to win a game of bingo by being a repeatedly douche.
Said asshole may also not realize they've hit a nerve, or are guilty of being an asshole on multiple counts.
A: You wouldn't believe it: today my coworker did x, y, and z!
B: Is she trying to win at asshole bingo or something?
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used to describe a mess that offends all of the senses.
Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess of the place when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.
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The tax you have to pay in today's society in order to not have to continue dealing with assholes. This includes money loaned and not repaid, items and money stolen, refunds that people want for bogus reasons, or anything else of value that you'd rather lose than continue dealing with the people who have it.
Note: Asshole tax collectors are professional assholes and have to deal with themselves on a daily basis, but YOU don't.
"That guy owes me forty bucks and i know I won't ever get it, but every time I see him he tells me he will give it to me next time. Rather than believing him, I've written it off as Asshole Tax, that way I won't depend on ever seeing that money again."
"She wants her money back, but she ate most of her food, and the manager wants me to give her a refund"
"He stole my bag and I know I won't ever see him again, rather than cry and pout about it,, I've consideed it asshole tax."
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one whos is a suck ass; brown noser; the bosses bitch
Ernie is a real asshole spelunker, he is up Butch's ass at the drop of a hat.
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Brennen's hair looks like a chimney asshole
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A person who feels the need to declare he/she is better than everyone else, emphasizing personal vanity.
Jill feels the need to constantly remind Jack about her superior I.Q. by being a conceited asshole.
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The act of celebration when getting out of a shitty situation or leaving your friends behind to do a very lame task when you are getting out of it. Using your fingers as guns whilst giving your biggest, most terrible smile you can muster.
Oh my god dude?!?!?!? are they still stuck doing that shitty volunteer work? Roll down the windows when you drive by so I can give them the Asshole Fingers!
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