4th august birthday

if ur birthday is the 4th of august that makes u the best person in the world and ur better than everyone else

4th august birthday defined people be like:
bald person: '22nd december is better then every other birthday'

best person: 'im born on 4th august so that makes me better automatically'

bald person: 'omg im so sorry im a furry and i must bow down to u'

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August 25 2003

The day a goddess was born. Also the basest bitch.

August 25 2003 is the best day.

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August 29 2007

When the most hot pretty sassy kindhearted Virgo was born we call hottie

Guy:do you know about August 29 2007
Girl:No what about it

Guy:it’s the day hottie was born on duh 😂

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august 8 2008

8/8/8 all 8's

I was born on august 8 2008.

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August 12, 2020

A day in August of 2020 where nothing of importance ever happened.

Nothing happened on August 12, 2020.

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August 10

Only dumb cunts are born on this day big ass niggas with small dicks... Eg harry

Harry's a small dick prick. He was born on August 10

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August Underground's Mordum

August Underground's Mordum is an indie exploitation film released by Toetag Pictures in 2003. Designed to look like a snuff film, the movie depicts a fictional love triangle between the lead character from the original August Underground, his insane girlfriend Crusty, and her animal-like brother, Maggot. Numerous horror film sites have listed this film on their top 10 "most disgusting" and/or "most disturbing" lists. Despite many rumors to the contrary, however, it is NOT real!

College Guy: Hey bro, wanna watch August Underground's Mordum with me?

Friend: *vomits*

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