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I did not have sexual Bananas with that woman
The kinkiest shit you will ever be able to do with your girlfriend. This may include intense amounts of BDSM and extremely odd fetishes
Friend: dude what did you do with your girlfriend last night?
Me: I have her the Spanish Banana
Friend: that must've hurt
Me: it did... alot...
The act of fapping whilst dropping a massive deuce in such a manner so as to stimulate the prostate while the steaming log makes its way through the rectum.
I prefer to use bathroom spray right before I banana log.
Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.
A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling
"Dude, did you see that fat old bastard at the pool wearing a banana hammock?
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When your girlfriend gives you a hand job lubricated by her tears.
I gave my girl a ring. She started crying then gave me a Sad Banana.
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In a sexual context : it involves inserting a (pealed) banana into a girls rectum prior to engaging in anal sex. Afterwards, a bowl is used to catch the result, a lukewarm mixture of jiz, mushed banana and excrement.
Doing a Banana split is quite popular in latin-american countries. A friend of mine did one in Cuba the other day.
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