Rural Dictionary

bar snake

A bar snake is one of those guys who never leave the pub and always hit on girls half their age. This can also work for females.

Girl: That guy is such a bar snake

Friend: Yeh what a wanker

by BarSnakeBulldogee May 26, 2017

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bar none

with no exceptions

Bob: "Hey Ann, what bar you going to?"
Ann: "Bar None, it's the best, bar none!"

by Jonziespple March 14, 2017

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Bar Mitzvah

1. A jew losing his virginity.

2. Any male having sex with a jewish girl for the first time in his life.

1. Did you guys hear?? Tommy finally got Bar Mitzvahed last night!!!
2. Yo man I met this girl Rachel at the club last night, lets just say I got Bar Mitsvahed back at my place! Jewish girls know how to get down!

by Ben Dover Derrick Zass July 12, 2011

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Klondike bar

The secret of the klondike bar is the key to happiness, its the answer of all big questoins... But, the only way you can find out the secret is to make it arven miles up your mums pussy, and when you reached your destination, you will find a chest, in that chest there is a paper with something dritten on, whats written on the paper is the name of a type of cereal, you need to Buy this cereal at a grocery store and take it home, then you put milk That cereal, grab a spoon, and eat some of the cereal, but not all of it! Then you ned to spit on the paper you found in your mom and then put it in the cereal, when you take it up, you will see... The secret... The answer... The code... The key to everything... The secret of the kentucky klondike bar!!!!!

The secretfinder: Dude!
Secretfinders friend: What?
Secretfinder: I can fly, i can make things fly, i can destroy, i can destroy you, i can crack Obamas nuts, i can fuck ten people at once, because i, i know the secret.. THE SECRET OF THE KLONDIKE BAR!!!!!
Everyone: Hail the secretfinder!!!!! He is our lord!!!

by doublebruh January 2, 2015

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