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Soft cactus

A penis that doesn't have hair

I had sex with a soft cactus

by Big or pe May 22, 2020


super-soft

Smoething that is at the same time super exciting and Delfin but also soft and quieting.

A fan: How do you find Spinetta's ascending and descending chord in the Socios del Desierto double album?
A Delfin: Super-soft.

A fan: How was the freestyling last night?
A coral: Super-soft.

by orionauts February 27, 2020


75 soft

When you're a little bitch and you fail 75 soft

cbass failed 75 hard so he's 75 soft

by RMR104 February 20, 2022


Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.

Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok

by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022


Soft serving

A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.

Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."

by mushmushbear March 24, 2015


Soft-Serving

Usually a boy does this to himself, but soft serving is the action of giving a handjob to someone.

Last night i Soft-served( Soft-Serving) myself”
Jp Spartapigbob

by Jp Spartapigbob June 15, 2022


soft skulled

Somebody who wants to be intellectually valid in a conversation but has a heavy bias which prevents them from seeing the bigger picture of a topic. This makes them unable to prove valid points, hardly ever making any sense in a political or philosophical debate.

"There was a soft skulled libertarian the other day trying to tell me if there was no taxes McDonald's would fix the potholes in front of their restaurant.

by Yonell November 18, 2017