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Missing work and going to the river for a fun filled day while everyone else does your work.
Richie called in sick. I bet he has the river flue.
The world's greatest player. Nobody is greater.
Girl: "I'm dating David Rivers"
Girl 2: "Really? You're so lucky!"
A sexual act where one cums in the others notrils, then they open their mouth big and watch the cum leak down like a lazy river
Craig- hey man I just gave Susan a lazy river last night!
Jerry- no way I’ve always wanted to do that.
On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
when 2 men get to together and have sex one comes in anothers ass and then the other partner eats the "cumed on shit" which has been ejected for the partner to eat
"i gave him a snowy river last night"