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A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.
The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.
Matt’s signature move on Sundays with Allie.
“Hey Allie get ready because I’m about to homozygous recessive birthday bash smash you!”
The saddest shit you ever saw.
Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
When you feel terrible after the decisions you made at your or someone else's birthday party.
Jerry: Ben yesterday at your birthday party, I ate a whole bunch of pizza and now post birthday clarity hit me hard, as I now have shat for 5 hours straight.
Ben: I did not need to know that
Ruby: OMG look its 5:13, Its my Ruby Birthday
Frank: Your birthday is on 5/13 I never new that
Ruby: You my boyfriend you should know this, I'm breaking up with you
A Ruby Birthday is when you are the same age as the time you were born.
Birthday Boy“I was born at 2:21 PM and I’m 21 today, therefore its my Ruby Birthday”
Particularly annoyed person “Piss off nerd.”
This means that you are now able to drive legally and you’re able to get a job now. And you will probably get your first car. You’re only 2 years away from adulthood, which seems far, but yet so close!
“Hey man, my 16th birthday is coming up”!
“Dang, 16? You’re almost an adult”!