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You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.
I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.
a damn tasty food or snack, that encourages a happy feeling in the mouth and stomach.
"Yo dawg, you got any hot bites?"
What goth guys call goth girls nice boobs.
"Did you see that kinda cute girls dracula bites?"
"Yeah, they look delicious"
Jordan, you a crybaby and a fucking sissy. If I have to come find your daughter to fuck her... She will not survive the encounter.
Hym "Did I bite off more than I can chew? No. You had a mental breakdown because you are none of the things you thought you were and now you are trying to collude in a fascistic capacity to LIE and try get everyone to pretend that I am not what I am. Which is: Better than you. Better than you. Better than your slut daughter. And it's east for you do do that because you're dealing with Christians. Because Chritians are inherently dishonest. Oh! Cripple! I forgot to call your daughter a Cripple. Cripple slut daughter. Daughter sluuuuuut!"
Pill bite - When you take a pill (s) and i comes back and bites you in the ass.
(Fred) "hey bob take this pill it fucks you up!"
(Bob) "OK"
--later on--
(Bob) " dude i got arrested for indecent exposure and reckless driving. i got major pill bite."
(Fred) oh shit my bad
When a woman bites down with her back teeth on the head of a mans dick right when he’s cumming
Girl I was so surprised when I used the bite effect on dj he came loads.
to "bite and bake to gold" is to cut corners and expect everything to turn out well. For example, when baking bread, you can eat ("bite") some of the bread dough, but still bake it "to gold" (golden brown) and having eaten it doesn't matter. usually people use this negatively- i.e."it's not something you can bite and bake to gold"- to essentially mean "don't cut corners".
"Hey, Dr. Bam, do you think I have to sanitize this scalpel?"
"Obviously you do, surgery isn't something you can just bite and bake to gold."