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Running a tug boat means to have 3 men no more and no less than that, tugging one out (masturbating) in a horizontal line side by side all facing one chick and blowing your load all over her.
"Man that chick is so hot."
"Yeah she looks like she needs a good tug boat ran on her."
"Well boys hope you are ready to tug one out, let's fuck up that pretty face of hers."
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When two guys both show their wieners to an unsuspecting lady at the same time.
Dude, you should have been at the bar last night. We totally gave this girl the Caribbean Boat Show!
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The art of placing cling wrap over your sex partners mouth and pushing it in a bit so that it forms a trough in their mouth. Step 2 is to defecate into the trough and force the turd in. Your partner must then suck the warmth out of the faeces.
A glass bottomed boat is nasty
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A Cuban who sets sail for america in thir cars spare tire.
Look over there its an Tire boat Captain.
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When you're at a Disney park and Mickey Mouse flops out his hot diggity dog, you drop to your knees and perform fantastic fellatio.
Deano loved his trip to Disneyland after Mickey surprised him with a Steam Boat Willie
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A bitch who sat and farted on your dick and its fresh like a boat
I told jessica to let me put it in since she is wet and then she farted on my penis and it was freshly nasty, she left my penis fresh out the boat smelling like fish hitting my boat.
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When a person lays on their back below a glass table; a second drops a hot dump on the glass for person one's viewing pleasure.
"That girl's back side is so hot, I wish she'd give me a flat bottom boat."
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