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Bro stroke A - Stroking your bros shoulder.
Bro stroke B - When your bro is having a stroke.
Bro stroke C - When you masterbate.
Bro stroke D - When you give your bro a handjob.
A - guy: hey bro, what'cha been up to? (strokes bro's shoulder)
guy 2: o_O nice bro stroke A, quite relaxing...
B - "OH SHIT BRO, YOU'RE HAVING A BROSTOKE B, SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE!"
C - "YEAH, the other day, i was in my room, brostroke-c'in."
D - "Want a bro stroke-D?"
"sure"
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Any Long Island Rail Road train that leaves Penn Station any time between 10:00PM and 4:30AM on Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday night that is packed to the brim with guidos and other assorted bros and hos whom are all wasted and shouting at each other (and anyone else on the train who isn't a bro) for the entirety of the trip.
Named after the fact that said bros usually start and finish every sentence with "Bro!", such as in "Bro bro bro! Bro, that skank totally wanted to bang you bro!"
Most bro trains are delayed at Jamaica Station because of fights that break out on the train.
Avoid the bro train at all costs!
"Fuck, there's no way I'm getting out of the city without taking the bro train! Can I crash at your apartment for a few hours?"
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A group of heterosexual guys who are into hanging out with no one except their main group.
Pete: "Hey man I have mad bro love for all of you!"
JJ: "That's sort of weird man, but I agree."
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A phrase designed to dismiss what someone has said in a manner both abject and sardonic. Its precise meaning is somewhere in between "Sorry for partying" and "Cool story, bro".
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To make a fight unfair by recruiting all of your friends ({bro}'s), thereby outnumbering the non-bro.
"This dude spilled beer on my new shirt, I'm gonna call up 10 of my buddies and bro stomp his ass"
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The smaller brother (bro) of the McDonald's Big Mac. Instead of ordering the more expensive Big Mac ($3.25) spring for the Bro Mac which consists of the following: Double cheese burger off the dollar menu, add lettuce, add Big Mac sauce. This puts your Bro Mac at roughly around $1.60. Sure, it may not have the sesame seed bun, but it's still just as satisfying.
-"Yo after seeing that Big Mac commercial, I got the jonesn' for one of them jawns, but I'm running low on cash!!"
-"No worries man well swing by McD's and grab a Bro Mac, same stuff just mad cheaper!"
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A house where bro's congregate, usually throwing fat ass parties on the weekends. Many bro-hoes are often screwed in one designated room, four-ways and or three-somes are also commonly seen in these rooms. During the day, Bro's commonly "Bro-Out", playing Wii sports and usually smoking marajuana. A bro-house is hardly ever clean, and furniture can smell like sweat and vaginas. Spitters are usually found around a Bro House full of chewing tobacco spit. 2 or more bros can be found at a Bro House at all times, and the front door is hardly ever locked. Bro houses are almost certain to be busted at least one time during their partying escapades, and are found usually in middle-class neighborhoods often owned by a Bro's parent.
Regular human being. bro where were u lastnight?
Bro. there was a fat party at the bro house man..those bro's really know how to party
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