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The most majestic being ever created by God. It was born in southern china and eats the souls over evildoers. And everything else as well. Basically if you go near it, you have been eaten. Only one man can ever tame this beast. A man with the I initials JV. He is the most glorious man ever birthed. Women cry at the sight of him and men want to be him. One day he will ride this majestic beast into the sunset with his forty foot tall rubber ducky Renaldo at his side. When this day cums. The world will be at peace. For the most gracious thing in the world has just happened.
When JV rides the chinese fire kitten into the sunset, all wars will end.
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loose fitting pants, with elasticized waist band. Made to accommodate for the abdominal expansion that occurs after 2nd and subsequent visits to the all-you-can-eat buffet bar in Chinese (and other) buffet restaurants.
Chinese restaurant waiter: Hey, fat boy, your pants just ripped.... you go home now!
Fat Boy: Drat! Time for some new Chinese buffet pants.... just as soon as I finish this last plateful of remon chicken.
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when the driver of the car stops at a red light and everyone at the red light has to get out and run around the car before the light turns green.
we caravaned to Mexico while playing Chinese stop light at every light.
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a long time spent doing something usually tedious.
#1. I just spent a Chinese work day taking my SAT's.
#2. I just been shoppin' @ the mall for like a Chinese work day.
#3. Reese Witherspoon's chin is longer than a Chinese work day.
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The act of 3 Chinese girls puking into a bathtub, where an american male bathes in it with the 3 Chinese women.
"Holy shit, this party had everything. My friend even had a Chinese bubble bath!"
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A breed of goat that has a prodominetely large amount of chin hair, resembling an old chinese wise man
That goat looks like a chinese wise man
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n. In the midst of a felatio while seated in a leather captain's chair, a man releases a horrendous death fart while applying the 40 pound hammer to the back of the woman's head forcing her to breath in nothing other than the sloppy poop burp.
Janice slowly knobbed by schlong while i gathered up toxic gas and quickly expelled it on the leather chair instantly thrusting her by the neck downwards into my hairy nigger crotch all black and nappy and smelly of being black and digusting and shit... oh yeah... giving her a waft of my anal atmosphere thus putting her through the chinese gas chamber.
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