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When this legendary man awakes, the world is gonna end. History predicted the year 2000, which was in fact true, but he only awoke to go in the bathroom. Now Norris gave us a few more years until he is finish reading his new Total Gym ad in the Bathroom.
"Chuck Norris just finished reading his ad"! cried Paul. Laura responded"we have only a few more weeks before he unlocks the bathroom door!
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The act of pissing in a chicks or your friends girlfriend's mouth followed up by a throat chop and an unholy roundhouse kick.
Hi Sally (Dan's girlfriend) close your eyes and open your mouth, I am going to treat you to a Chuck Norris Lemonade instead of a shot of tequila.
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Shit, poop, anus butter, ass cheese, fecal matter, sometimes flung though the air.
"That place was full of monkey chuck!"
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An endorsement routinely given by Chuck Norris to radicial religous political nutcases for which Chuck should be ashamed of himself. He endorsed Mike Huckebee in the 2008 presidential election and now he is endorsing (I am not bullshiting here) Roy (ten commandments monument stuck up his ass) Moore in the 2010 Alabama governor's race. Eeeewwww!!!!!!! If you don't already know who this fucktard Roy Moore is, google him and see what you come up with.
Reverend Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church ran for governor of Kansas and; as expected, was Chuck Norris approved.
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A place where many people had there childhood memories and didnt think about it....but now the animatronics seem scary as heck
Person:hey do u rember chuck-e-cheese
Person2: oh yea that place with animatronics that are scary as heck
Person: yea-.....wait what
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To actually, care, or like the man so famously known as Chuck Norris. (sexually)
Dude, I have a confession to make, I have a Chuck Norris Fetish, Will you just kill me now?
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A place for youngsters to have a good time and enjoy pizza.
Also a place to get fucked in public and nobody cares.
At chuck e cheese the other day, I was playing a car race game. I won, then a hot girl come up to me and sits on my lap. She pulled my pants down a little and proceeded to ride my cock in public.
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