Rolleston College

This College knows everything about you, from your date of birth, to your credit card information and social security number. They know your IP address. They will keep you at the Rolleston College until you become a depressed vegan activist. Nick Wilde is the Principal

"I'd like to name my New Born Child, Rolleston College!"

college guilt

When overprotective parents guilt you into not going to the college you want to go. Oftentimes happens when the college is too far away. Used as a last ditch effort to get their kids to stay close to home.

You: I am dealing with such bad college guilt from my parents. They are really against me going to college in Florida but I want to go so bad!

Friend: You should do you what you want to do, it’s not their college experience.

You: You are 100% right, I should trust myself and not be guilt tripped into going where my parents want me to go,

Roseville College

The worst school on the north shore, or the world.
The girls are nice but they all either do drugs or dob their friends in for doing drugs.
People usually need psychological treatment after leaving this school.

R.C Girl: I f***ing hate school I don't learn sh*t, my teachers haven't shown up all week
PLC Girl: Oh... But if you're in year 11, aren't they supposed to at least send a sub if they can't make it?
R.C Girl: Roseville College couldn't care less

duncan college

The winningest residential college at Rice University. Possessing the newest dorms, Duncan is the target of much envy by less fortunate colleges.

At Duncan College, we grab education by the pussy.

Chanel College

Fuckwit school where there are no baddies and is full of kids from St John the Baptist primary school

Chanel College is a shithole

Georges College

The wickedest man dem guh deh. At first you qould think them nice but dem a bun yuh wid 10 gyal.

Girl: Which school you go to?
Boy: Georges College
Girl: Bye!

Glenart College

This is a school in which drug deals often occur, these deals include hash, weed, meth, heroine, coke.
All the students in this school are sluts or are just plain retarded.

1: "Are you going to Glenart College"
2:"Do I like like a drug dealer or a retard to you"
1:"Yes"