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When a girl is blowing you and you pull out and bust in her nose and punch her in both eyes
Did you see Martha I think she is sick. Nah she got covided last night
Using a fake pandemic to get out of anything that you don't want to do.
"Bitch on Tinder just covided me."
"Trump successfully covided a tax scam by contracting, then defeating a fake virus."
Having a tan line horizontally across your face, due to wearing a face mask
I looked in the mirror when I got back home and noticed I have a covid tan right across my face!
People named owen like roaches when they have covid
Owen has a new fetish of being a covid roach
The day after the company COVID vaccine mandates take effect and the company terminates everyone who has not provided their vaccine card.
My department lost 6 people during La Purga De COVID and now I have to work 2 hours of overtime every day. On the upside the office is much less divided.
When you are fed up with self isolating, social distancing, staying home and just want to go out, give someone a hug or go out to a restaurant
Melanie had a covid breakdown while doing dishes and just wanted to go to a restaurant and be served
I met my boyfriend on the Covid Line”
It’s pouring rain, I’m starving and I have two more hours on the Covid Line”
What are my choices? Better get on the Covid Line!