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A big plushie sloth commonly owned by little boys oftenly named Noah.
Person 1: "Wow, did you hear what Noah got yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard he got a Princess Dildo!"
Damn what dust filled attic did you find the grandma dildo at?
A person who is an asshole or loser, someone who is usually discribed as a faggot.
"Jeez, that kid is such a dildo chomp."
Jeez, that kid is such a fucking dildo chomp
A dildo that comes without attachments
After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.
When you intentionally throw up to loose weight. A Fad diet started by Tyra Banks.
Man I just ate so many saltines I had to go and buckle up the dildos to make room for birthday cake.
A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
When you use your mouth to latch onto the backside of a dildo while a lovely lady backs it up, grazing your nose with her chocolate starfish.
February is the ultimate month to practice your reverse dildo skills