Dude, Don't dude me!

What you tell a person you are having a serious conversation with when they try to trivialize the discussion topic by interrupting you the informal pronoun dude.

Sample Conversation...
Jim says, "John, you need to show your mother a little more respect."
John replies,"Dude?" (as in dude are you serious?)
Jim replies, "Dude. Don't dude me!"

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you don't like me and I don't like you

1. An agreement between enemies to respectfully leave each other alone or otherwise cooperate for mutual benefit.

2. The beginning statement to propose such agreement.

All right, you don't like me and I don't like you, so let's coordinate our schedules to make sure we never run into each other.

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y'all don't hear me

You guys are not fully appreciating the depth and weight of what I'm saying.
see feel me.

from Domino, "Ghetto Jam" c. 1993

"And when you're in that thaying, she makes the homies sing, ba-dum-bway, ba-dum-bway, ba-dum-bway. Y'all don't hear me though. Ain't nothin wrong with being a Trojan man, when you're riding..."

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Don't click Read more

Usually followed by half of E.T's face.
If read more is clicked you will see a message saying "You are a rebel, i like you ".
It is an incredibly overused comment on youtube.

Pyrokiller69: Don't click Read more
ElfMcFucker: *clicks read more*
Pyrokiller69: You are a rebel,i like you.
ElfMcFucker: Oh ffs

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Don't Try Anything Cute

Synonymous for "don't try anything funny," or the like.

Alright, I'm going to untie you now, but don't try anything cute.

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Don't Ask, Just Smell

A phrase to define the new policy of not "outing" someone by asking, "Did you just fart?" Not asking someone or a roomful of people, who farted is politically correct. The person who ripped it, dealt it, or pushed it, may have a medical issue the casuses he/she to expell rancid gas at semi-regular intervals. Moreover the guilty party may be very shy and "outing" them might cause mental trauma that would far exceed the mental and physical anguish of "just smelling".

I was at a meeting the other day when Bob let out an SBDF. I thought I was going to die. I was just about to "out" him on it, but then I thought, "What about Bob's feelings?". He's been having a rough time at home and with his Irratable Bowel Syndrome, I thought it prudent to practice "Don't Ask, Just Smell".

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don't fucking touch me

A greeting you say when entering a room full of relatives over the holidays.

Grandma: "Look!! Connor is here!!"
Connor: " Don't fucking touch me!"

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