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An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of peers
"Did you see Shawn hitting on my girlfriend today like he thought he was the shit? What a douche bag."
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A phrase that describes someone who acts like a GoPro camera is following them wherever they go. To them their life is so much more awesome than yours. Their vocabulary consists of hyperbolic poser slang such as: "juiced", "stoked", "gnarly", "hairy", "treacherous" and "amped".
Sarcastically: GoPro Awesome/Badass
That story you told me about the "hairy" BASE jumping/cave dive is really starting to make me think you're a GoPro Douche.
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A neti pot. Used to flush the sinuses. Popular in Asia for colds, and allergies.
My God, my face feels like it's going to explode. Go get me my nose douche to clear out these boogers!
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Letting an unrestrained amount of douche omit from a person.
That kid really turned on his douche-nozzle last night when he shattered all of the windows on my car.
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That one person who has the uncanny ability to partake in douchery but does not exibit all the qualities of a typical douche, leading some people into the illusion that this person is not in fact a douche. In many cases a closet douche is only a douche to guys so oblivious girls think hes a cool guy, adding to the hatred of him. Also, creatine is used by certain closet douches to artificially bulk them up, but everyone knows it just shrinks their ballsack.
guy: "God damn Bob is such a douche"
oblivious girl: "No he's not, he's really a nice guy and he's so muscular."
guy: "No he definatly is, it's just he's just a huge closet douche."
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some one who is just a complete fuck up and needs to learn his or her place.
Person one: that Tee shirt is so gay!
Person two: STFU YOU DOUCH WEASEL!
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