dry fucked

when you’re having sex so wasted/high you can’t get hard/wet

dude: after we hit this blunt can we fuck?
girl: yeah but not too much i don’t want to get dry fucked again.

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dry roasting

Dick in the pussy, in the ass and one in the mouth.

Jamie and his friends gave his sister a dry roasting

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bro-dry

The process by which a bro (or his bro-ho) will attempt to dry out his/her hair/clothes while driving in his/her boyfriends lifted truck with the windows down.

Someone spilled Natty Ice on me at the Liddell-Rua fight, so I had to leave to go bro-dry.

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Dry Bowser

A dehydrated blowjob.

We were stuck in the desert for over a week ,dehydrated, and I was horny as hell. She frosted her lips with sand like salt on a margarita and then proceeded to give me a dry bowser.

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dry moose

A white guy that recently just jerked off

Last night I had a dream that I was humped by a dry moose

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dry wrenching

To enthusiastically dry hump despite the need of some form of lubricant to make the act a pleasant one.

Clare was red raw from dry wrenching the nubile young pool boy for several hours.

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lie dry

The act of convincing your self that the cloths in the dryer are indeed not dry in order to avoid folding them.

"Timothy did the lie dry all day until his lent catcher caught on fire."

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