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In short a dutch tulip is when someone has a rectal prolapse.
The long version...
The history of the dutch tulip mimics a common scenario faced by a woman and her butthole when in a relationship with a man. In the early 1600's(early part of the relationship) the tulip(butthole) experiences a tulip mania(the guy wants her butthole) for reasons unknown(for reasons unknown) and everyone buys tulips(they try anal) then the price of the Dutch Tulip goes really high(they start sticking all kinds of things in her butthole). Not long after the price of the tulip goes to astronomical heights(think butthole fisting) the price floor of the tulip collapses(the rectal prolapse occurs) ruining many dutch investors(her butt hurts and she gets dumped).
I've been hammering bae's butthole a lot lately and last night I gave her a Dutch Tulip.
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when two gay lovers are having intercourse and after one ejaculates he buts his saggy balls onto the other mans eyes (like a t-bag) but right before he puts them on his eyes he shits and rubs the shit on his balls, then he t-bags him and it looks like goggles.
Josh:oh man i fucking love it when u dutch sandbag me jerry
Jerry:i love the part where i get to rub my shit on my balls!
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any1 who has dislike for the dutch or people from the netherlands, holland or whatever the fuck they like to call their country
dont be dissin me! dutch hater!
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when u have so much weed that u need 2 dutchie cigars to roll a blunt.
damn, look at all this weed, we can roll a double dutch and get double fucked up
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When one puts their mouth over anothers anus and as that person lets out a fart, the said person sucks it all up in one foul swoop not to miss any of the heavenly glory.
"After a big night on the grog i had a heap of rotten farts banked up so i gave the missus some dutch amphetamines.... she spewed all over my nuts!"
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When your stuck in a office meeting and someone has passed gas. No place to go. No place to question the stink.
My boss invited me into his office for a meeting and closed the door.That dutch oven meeting was sure stinky.
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Slang for a woman's pussy.
Greg bragged extensively to all of his friends after finally getting to bang Rhonda's Dutch Twolips.
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