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The 'sleep' or muck you get in your eyes of a morning, or you just don't wash properly. Can be crusty. Not to be eaten.
'you've got eye bogies'
'I have crusty eyes, must be the eye bogies'
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When you eyes are really sensitive.
Just like a pair of testicals
Joe- Hey you better grab you sunglasses
Tom- Why?
Joe- It's so bright out here, and I know you have testical eyes.
Tom- Oh, ight. Thanks for the heads up.
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Noun; adjective, Brock-eyed or Brock-eye'd; verb, Brock-eye, Brock-eyeing, Brock-eyed or Brock-eye'd
1. The facial expression one involuntarily assumes after smoking marijuana in which the eyes appear to others and feel by the user continuously squinted due to periorbital edema and congested corneal blood vessels, appearing similar to the face of Brock of the Pokémon series.
2. To stare with Brock eyes while high, often for long periods of time at a single object such as a television screen, or at nothing in particular.
Stoner 1: Dude... You have some serious Brock eyes.
Stoner 2: Yeah man; I am so blazed...
Stoner 1: I gotta go to work; do I look baked?
Stoner 2: Yeah dude... You're Brock-eye'd.
Stoner 1: Where's Tanner?
Stoner 2: He's still in the living room watching everyone play GTA. He's been doing nothing but smoking and Brock-eyeing the TV all day.
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bung eyes is a medical condition were one of the eyes in a human is a lazy eye and when they look at you its weird because you dont know if they are looking at you or if they are looking at the person next to you or both
person 1 "hey that brad guys eyes are funny"
person 2 "yeah hes got bung eyes and cant eat sugar"
person 1 "ohh i see,that sucks"
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Insult for someone wearing a monocle.
British guy after tipping his top hat and putting a monocle up to his eye: Pip pip. Cheerio.
American guy: Fuck you 3 eyes!
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when your getting head and you rest your balls on the bridge of the girls nose.
Teddy-"yeah suger pie that feels great, now lets see some flys eyes"
Janis-"oh yeah Teddy bear put them on my nose"
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