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The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.
Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help
ethan chabots failed attempt at a come back.
when ethan says, & i quote, "but you might have confused that with your cr and the end p, crap fail"
If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.
This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen
Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good
Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything
Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first
1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.
2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!
2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
A mischevious, fuzzy little caterpillar that says the word Fail. It's videos can be seen on the site youtube.com/dyli.
Fail.
Hey, don't be the fail caterpillar!
That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.
Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.
One who encompasses the features of being an ass and fails. One who loves to play video games, watch stupid videos on the Web, and sing. Really great at playing with Legos, and loves saying catch phrases such as, "True story," or "BATTLE DAMAGE!" or even, "sh*t is crazzzz'y!"
Caaaarl is a big Ass Fail. He just doesn't know what to do.