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Compliment Fail

An intended compliment that ends up becoming an epic fail

Hey dude, did you hear what our teacher said to me earlier? 'You passed the exam with the highest grade in the year! Well done, it seems you are actually quite good at french!' Massive compliment fail -_-

by Goldfire January 8, 2010


I failed at fucking

Nibba, why the fuck you searching up this shit you prick... better be fucking your mom after reading this!!!!!!!!

Boom i failed at fucking my moms ass

by Lil Nigorize October 11, 2018


Fail Ass Shit

When something or someone is full of fail.

Man that raid was some fail ass shit.

by clarasaurusrex July 14, 2011


Fail Build

Building a huge car stereo in a vehicle, that ultimatley fails. More than 28,000 watts, and not hitting over 156db. To spend alot of money, and have nothing in return.

Hey, did you see that fail build from DOA?

by stoking May 20, 2011


The Virgin Essence failed experimentation

basically they wanted to collect every particle of a human female menstrual period cycle to study and analyze the egg that's being discarded through this process but they couldn't ever find a female clean or enough or hygienic enough to work with during these end times...and they look to me for an solution and i had a simple one that i did not offer it and ask them to leave me out of science the study and research of the world around them because its purely can be nonsense and heresy...and its too deep for me to speak on if i wanted to ...i have more important things to worry about instead of an unfertilized rotten egg...just an cliche expression not a true definitive expression because again i have no knowledge of what's going on during this process

do they have to study absolutely everything like that and The Virgin Essence failed experimentation too? they look for a cure in everything but their own shit.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022


jack fail

When you are salty that you do not win the things that matter.

Wow man I totally just jack failed that quiz.
What'd you get?
95% But I didn't win Concerto/Aria.

by GbagSwagmaster December 16, 2016


Butt Fail

When an uncontrollable shit happens during anal sex.

"Omg shaniqua, I totally goofed the other night." "Guuul whatchu mean?" "Guuurrl he be puttin that rod in my stank bank and I totally butt failed
.." "Aww naw.gurl that no good."

by March 26, 2021