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Mighty Ducks

The hockey team in Orange County that kicks ass. Disney owned them from 1993-2004 then the Samuelis took over. On the team is Teemu (fan favorite), Scott and Rob Niedermayer, and Jiggy (da goalie). The Ducks got rid of Federov (piece of shit worthless cause). The Ducks will be losing their "Mighty" at the end of the 2006 season, becoming just the "Anaheim Ducks" and will get a new logo in June 2006. They are the team of Orange County and play at the Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim. They will kick some Kings ass any day.

The Mighty Ducks are in the playoffs, where are the Kings?

by tuey is the man April 17, 2006

41๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


duck pond

bustin one in a girls belly button

after pulling out, i made a duck pond on the girl.

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

21๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mud Duck

A stupid, fucking ignorant person from Minnesota.

If it wasn't for Mud Ducks the only hockey in North America would be played by our stellar neighbors from Canada.

by Matty October 30, 2003

256๐Ÿ‘ 275๐Ÿ‘Ž


Duck Punch

To strike a person who has general douche-ish or hipster-like qualities.

To place one's hands in a palm-to-palm fashion (similar to a duck beak) and jab one's opponent in the neck or other sensitive area.

If you don't shut up with your plaid pants and guitar hero singing, I'm going to duck punch you in the sternum.

by AtotheCtotheE September 14, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skull Ducking

Skull ducking is an ancient myan sport which involves tapping someone on the skull with the bill of a duck. Whoever can withstand being ducked for the longest time win. Although it is quite complicated and it involves the flexing of certain skeletal muscles to make the skull ducking last longer.

Recently, has been recommended by some that it should be an olympic sport.

We skull ducked for hours.
I Skull ducked your grandmother.
I dipped the remainder of my penis in a shit covered, hairy bloody, egg smelling, tuna infested, bubbling, vaginal puss farting hole after we were done Skull Ducking Your grandmother.

by The Brave Little Toaster June 2, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


duck butter

Substance that results from the mixing of semen and vaginal fluids that rolls down the nut sack and grundle after unprotected sex. Once mixed, if left unattended, a sticky residue will result on the nut sack and grundle with a profound citrus like smell.

Fuck man, wash up after gettin some I can smell your duck butter from over here.

by MikeAllen September 1, 2004

43๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


retarded duck

a beautiful young girl, sweet and kind.

man, that girl is a retarded duck

by katy j becum March 23, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž