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THE GINGER THOUGH!? HOW!? WHY!? IS... FAT COCK? IT HAS TO BE FAT COCK RIGHT!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
Hym 😨 "What in the fuck IS that!? He's a ginger who plays... SpongeBob!? Why!? You can't tell me it isn't 'fat cock guys!' WHAT IS GOING ON THERE!? HOW!? He looks like if Mark Zuckerberg got hit with a lazer that turns people into a Ronald McDonald clown... but the lazer malfunctioned... So the transformation was incomplete. HOW IS THAT GUY FUCKING HER!? I mean... I can kind of see Pete (Because his glorious weiner is like kryptonite to women) but HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING!?
I'M SO CONFUSED! NONE OF THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING ACCORDING TO ALL OF THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HOW THAT WORKS! Do the redpill guys have anything to say about that!? Jordan!? The SpongeBob the musical guys is just the most competent man now!? Alexander!? Guys!? If I told YOU 5 years ago... That THAT GUY and ARIANNA GRANDE were going to cheat on their partners together... HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME TO FUCK RIGHT OFF AND DIE!? You would say 'But Hym, that's not how fucking hypergamy works you incel! They don't fuck a SpongeBob nerd with less money than them. They only fuck JWaller!' BUT I ALONE WOULD BE CORRECT! AS ALWAYS! But EVEN I could not have predicted this (As mighty as my superior brains... Are?)! It has to be Hell guys... It really does! I got stabbed in my sleep by the retard... I'm dead... You're all imaginary... This is just hell unfolding before my eyes... IT CAN'T NOT BE BIG FLOPPY PENIS! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? PLEASE! PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS! ANYONE! I... Can we just be done now? Can we just launch the nukes and end it? I seriously think we are done now. You know? As a species. We tried our best. We really did but now we just need to swallow that bitter pill and admit that we are just done. Humanity over. It's... We're... I... I don't even know anymore man...."
1. Ariana Grande-Butera (aka Ariana Grande) is an Italian and American grammy-award winning songwriter, actor, and singer.
2. Ariana Grande-Butera (aka Ariana Grande) is the queen of pop.
Ariana Grande (Ariana Grande-Butera) is the queen of pop. (true)
When a male's testicals are revealed for the first time in an intimate setting, the size of the balls or scrotum cause a reaction of shock and/or awe by the person viewing them.
Hillary had a grand ball seizure when Joe dropped his pants.
An elegant, but slightly risque librarian from Cessnock.
The Grand Madame from Cessnock is so ostrobogulous.
A sub-community within the Arcane Odyssey community, acting as more so a psychiatric ward than a law enforcement group.
Person 1: Hey have you joined the Grand Navy yet?
Person 2: No, I'm already in a clan.
The deflowering of a girl.
She had her grand opening...with the ribbon, mayor and giant scissors!
Being Grande is exhibiting all the qualities of the ultimate man's man.
I would love to have day to be Grande