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when your drunk and/or stupid date/girlfriend is giving a blond job to your geear shift while driving home, you simply grab her by the back of her clothes and put her in the proper place.
Chet - When I drove home last night, Betty was so plastered, she went down on the gear shift again!
Peter - Did you horse collar her this time?
Chet - Well... I got with Debbie back at the barn, but she didn't do a very good job, so, yeh, I horse collared her and made it right!
Peter - You are the man!
Noun:
A large person who attempts to situate themself in a chair by holding onto the arms of the chair, lifting his/her large body, and tucking his/her fat legs under his/her fat ass.
"She keeps breaking chairs because she acts like it's a pummel horse"
a adjective for cool, neat-0, or fucking swell
those boots you got are fucking bangin' horse
This act includes, but is not limited to the following:
1.) (v) Hiding the salami.
2.) (v) Having your head in your boyfriends ass.
3.) (n) tucking your balls in your ass, or the ass of a stranger, or cellmate.
"you look pretty bad timme, were you riding the hobby horse agian?"
Timme-"Forgive me father for I have sinned.... I have done horrible things......
Priest-"Stop riding the hobby horse you chauncer, and God will forgive you."
Shotgun a beer with bong bowl piece in top. Light a bowl and it will fill the can with smoke as you drink. When you finish the beer take in the hit.
Oh bonkers, he just passed out after taking a charlie horse.
When you are raped by a horse.
HELP! I JUST RECIEVED Horse Rape FROM BLACK BEAUTY!
amazing religion, join. NOW.
zohans watching.
theres a difference between belief and worship.
this is worship.
RESPECT.
person 1: zombie horses are the coooooooolest!
person 2: dude i know.
both end up to live a great life because they joined.