pummel horse

Noun:

A large person who attempts to situate themself in a chair by holding onto the arms of the chair, lifting his/her large body, and tucking his/her fat legs under his/her fat ass.

"She keeps breaking chairs because she acts like it's a pummel horse"

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horse collar

when your drunk and/or stupid date/girlfriend is giving a blond job to your geear shift while driving home, you simply grab her by the back of her clothes and put her in the proper place.

Chet - When I drove home last night, Betty was so plastered, she went down on the gear shift again!

Peter - Did you horse collar her this time?

Chet - Well... I got with Debbie back at the barn, but she didn't do a very good job, so, yeh, I horse collared her and made it right!

Peter - You are the man!

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bangin' horse

a adjective for cool, neat-0, or fucking swell

those boots you got are fucking bangin' horse

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hobby horse

This act includes, but is not limited to the following:

1.) (v) Hiding the salami.
2.) (v) Having your head in your boyfriends ass.
3.) (n) tucking your balls in your ass, or the ass of a stranger, or cellmate.

"you look pretty bad timme, were you riding the hobby horse agian?"

Timme-"Forgive me father for I have sinned.... I have done horrible things......
Priest-"Stop riding the hobby horse you chauncer, and God will forgive you."

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Charlie Horse

Shotgun a beer with bong bowl piece in top. Light a bowl and it will fill the can with smoke as you drink. When you finish the beer take in the hit.

Oh bonkers, he just passed out after taking a charlie horse.

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Charlie Horsing

Masturbating furiously

"dude i need to stop charlie horsing"

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horse knob

The tail end of the peashooter exhaust system on a chavs car. This unnecessary appendage is for show, not go, and only raises the pitiful exhaust note by made by the puny 4 cylinder engine by approx 1.2 decibels.

Guy :- Oy Rich, what about that MoPar animal yesterday with the big block 440 and big duals on it?
Richard :- Yeah, wow! made the fuckin' ground shake. Almost cum in me pants from the vibes! Fuckin' awesome!!
Guy :- Not like them chavrolets with their horse knobs eh?
Richard :- No.

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