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‘When you have a big poop and don’t push it all out, you hold it in so it’s half way and it feels like a cock in your ass, Leave it in for as long as possible without snapping off’
Steve: ‘ Hey Lewis guess what I just did?
Lewis: ‘What did you just do Steve?’
Steve: ‘ A half bake’
Lewis: ‘What’s a half bake?’
Steve: ‘I just did shit, 2 inches in diameter and shat half of it out and left the other half inside. Kept it in for as long as possible, Felt like a cock up my ass’
Lewis: ‘Nice, Show me some time’
*Two heterosexual males having a conversation’
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Not quite a full tech... The effort is there tho!!
She's only a half Tech... She'll eventually be a full tech soon enough!!
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In reference to people in Colorado breathing the thin air at the high altitude. Commonly used at the University of Idaho. Similar to Fog Breather (reference to British people)
That damn half breather plays quarter back for Air Force
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When a Male gets half of an erection as a natural way to show you Love someone.
" Hey dude I got a half erection when I hugged that girl" "Did she notice my half erection when we cuddled?"
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Used to call someone lame without explicitly accusing him of faggotry. Used primarily in Italian- American influenced areas.
The kid's like half a fag already, he thinks who he is.
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When a girl or woman is being bitchier or back-stabbing more than usual.
"your a bitch and a half you are!!!"
"fuck you, you ass licking, pussy fucker, hore"
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When your unneutered, male, pit bull reaches 2 1/2 and starts chewin'-in-half every other adult male dog he finds.
Bandit was the ultimate dog. Then at 2 1/2 he started chewin'-in-half every other adult male dog he found!
Avoid pits, get a female, or neuter your male at a YOUNG age!
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