Henry

A massive goon. Usually tall with long coloured hair and a nose piercing. Favourite shapes are squares and triangles because every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles. The signs of a classic Henry is a weird sense of humour, making interesting unrelated comments at random moments and always having lots of stories to tell. His favourite film is Shrek. He’s an animal lover especially wildlife such as deer and foxes. Very unique and special human being. Specialist interest in politicians with Teresa May and Boris Johnson being his idols. His favourite food is a pot noodle which he loves to post on Snapchat so his friends know which flavour his bread is. Henry’s love a drink but never really know when to stop and things can get messy but in an entertaining way.

Classic Henry

Henry

high earner, not rich yet.

Even though I do have a six-figure ($250,000 a year) job, I consider myself to be a Henry. I have not saved any money in a piggy bank or invested an money in the stock market/exhchange.

Henry

Someone who definitely sits and stares at the wall.

Hey Henry, how’s the wall?

Henry

A 3.5 grams of marajuana

Can I have a Henry if weed

Henry

Sometimes that one guy who gets thrown around by a Sebastien

Guy 1: I honestly feel bad for Henry since Sebastien goes too hard for his attacks.
Guy 2: Yeah.

Henry

someone that cant get out of gold in rocket league, still plays fortnite and keeps his bike in his room.

Person 1: Hey Henry how are you
Person 2: ooga booga kachigga la mayo ez

Henry

Henry is a very dirty minded dude that is actually funny. He usually has a pretty small group of homies but can get along with basically anyone. He’s friends enjoy his company and he’s probably one of the strongest in the group, the boys know him to have a pretty big dick

Bro, that Henry guy always makes me laugh