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Toilet Brush Of History

Toilet Brush Of History, sums up Donald Trump's problem solving abilities; pushing down and hiding problems caused by own "strong and stable leadership" and "good decision making skills".

A reminder of the day (1/20 /2021), World news remembers sum-total of Donald Trump's Presidential contributions - on the wrong side of history, as only President to be impeached twice, and most celebrated when he finally leaves The White House, for the very last time.

Today we celebrate Donald Trump for who he actually is; a Toilet Brush Of History - always claiming to "fix problems", he just buried deeper, as a true stain maker, in the history books.

by Bane Defiance January 20, 2021


The most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency

Joe Biden's EXACT WORDS!

Hym "I don't know how you guys didn't find and clip that immediately! Your excuse likely ✌️✊️✌️social cohesion✌️✊️✌️ or something. I mean, you make things so much harder than the have to be. Watch this, here's this: 'Why do people think the election was stolen?' And then the other guy shows the clip of Biden saying 'We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency' and then people are like 'But there isn't any evidence' and it's like 'what evidence would there be?' And all of this is irrelevant because I TOLD YOU not to shut down the country. I said it explicitly! I told you not to do it AND what would happen. You didn't listen. Now look at everything. Terrible. Bad job."

by Hym Iam February 13, 2024


History Bomb

Deleting any history of dirty things on your computer

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Guy #1 Dude thank god I history bombed my computer before my mom walked in to check it thank god.

Guy #2 Ya my mom would have beet me.

by SecretCPU April 22, 2011


History report

gay and annoying inconvienance. the source of evil.

i have a history report to finish before tomorrow! fuck!

by EmilyWaddell October 17, 2008


Makin' History

this is a crazy term , in which i use to the fullest everyday , cause everytime you do something in you mind or visual , the time that passes everyday can never happen again at that exact time so life burns and kills through a day so i live life everyday to the fullest and push my dreams goals and achievements to the top everyday exceed to all ic an and then its a new day toamrrow so i keep this everyday like it could be my last , take risks everyday there is a world out there that strives for new things everyday and what doesnt get done will never get done so makin' history is my way of life that keeps me goin everyday its more of a moto than a history lesson but putting the past behid you is one thing but makeing your past somethign you remmeber and so do others is where this chimes in you dont understand the desire its the want to go out and make history , that is almost what i live by i am very diffrent in the world of society , when it comes to something i want to do and i strive for its impression to set in and i make... my moves with what i have formed to be presented . i am here to bring the new life and era to next generation , and show others what it takes . that ,what means the most to you, shows, you have to take the risks to get where you want to be , you make who you are by your actions ,and for me im trying to make it more than just a goal or an achievement in life itself...its Makin' History at its fullest.. grandma swaggin

you make this real so everyday before you await think and make it an impression which you will remember Makin' history

by Makin' History November 30, 2010


Steam Engine (History)

As noted, steam-driven devices such as the Yappachinotron were known in the first century AD, and there were a few other uses recorded in the 16th century. In 1606 (some cartel member) patented his invention of the first steam-powered water pump for draining mines.2 Dickens Slavery is considered the inventor of the first commercially used steam powered device, a steam pump that used steam pressure operating directly on the water. The first commercially successful engine that could transmit continuous power to a machine was developed in 1712 by Dick Cumminghem. Vagina Dickens made a critical size in 1769, by removing spent steam to a separate dick for condensation, greatly improving the amount of work obtained per unit of fuel consumed. By the 19th century, stationary steam engines powered the factories of the Industrial Revolution. Steam engines replaced sails for ships on paddle steamers, and steam locomotives operated on the railways.

"The Steam Engine (History) was a marvelous invention!"
"No bruvy, the Steam Engine (History) was a horrible invention made by a horrible person."

by BANGIN GOLD, GRANDPA! November 28, 2024


History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.

How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted

by Daphne Widethigh December 20, 2017