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Mikhail's Law

Without personally identifying details or a detectable Russian accent, it is utterly impossible to distinguish a Trump supporter in such a way that someone won't mistake them for a Russian troll or shill.

"Russia is our friend, and Trump is a friend to Russia. Vladimir Putin is a strong, honest leader who should be respected. Putin has done nothing wrong because Putin said so!"

Is this guy a Trump supporter or a Russian shill? I can't tell. I call Mikhail's Law!

by The Wrinkled Newspaper July 21, 2018


law of ninjism

This law states that any who become a ninja remain a ninja. More specifically if you become a ninja in a video game, real life, or other you remain a ninja. This means it crosses over into your. actual life.

According to the law of ninjism, that is so a ninja.

by TimePeradox99 April 4, 2014


Woods’ law

No matter how we vote we will always get John McCain

The Afghanistan war is being continued by yet another president who was elected to stop it Classic Woods’ law.

by FSPer October 12, 2019


Benny’s law

Benny’s law is a social phenomenon that occurs when a discussion about role playing games (RPGs) eventually transitions into a discussion about Fallout: New Vegas.

Person 1: “I love it when RPGs have a good revenge story.”
Person 2: “I think Fallout: New Vegas has the best revenge story.”
Person 1: “I am so tired of Benny’s law always occurring in our conversations.”
Person 2: “What are you talking about? It isn’t bad to like New Vegas is it?”

by Ilovefallout2464 May 22, 2021


Jikx's Law

A derivative of Godwin's law, but involving online discussion on economics:

"As an online discussion on economics grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Communists or Karl Marx approaches 1"

I hereby invoke Jikx's Law

by Jikx May 22, 2010


Jude Law

Handsome, sexy actor who has an ugly nanny fetish.

Girl 1: *after reading tabloid* "Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with THAT??!"

Girl 2: "She's so FUGLY with those beady little eyes and plain-looking features. She'd make Paris Hilton look good!"

by fags-in-the-shower February 7, 2006

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Sharia Law

The new drag name of Vernon L. Reed, of San Francisco, who got his shit stolen and felt like chopping off the hands of the thief, despite the former's propensity for peacefulness and love.

Vernon ducked into the phone booth at the sight of the liquor store robbery and came out in his burka and his alter-ego, Sharia Law.

by KremeDementia January 8, 2012

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