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Manning the Internet

Spending too much time on MSN and not enough time out with friends. People who man the internet believe that it will fall apart if they don't spend all their time monitoring it.

Dan : 'Where's Ed tonight?'
Chris: 'He's at home manning the internet'.
Dan: 'What a looser'.

by dan squared December 6, 2006

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internet forum

A place that you've most probably wasted a large majority of your time on.

It's most common form is a base in which large groups of people committed to a certain fandom/interest, post in various threads about various things. This can range involve a range of things, including gaming/games, technology, roleplay, dirty fanfics and more.

I totally have a life, despite being a nerd and spending approxmitely 101.223104% of my life on an internet forum.

I like to roleplay as a sexy original character on an internet forum.

Kids these days, with their internet forums.

by It_is_Wednesday May 6, 2016

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Internet Pizza

1.)Ordering a delivery of food(usually pizza), without paying, to an unwitting victim.

Internet vigilantes will sometimes torment their target with a barrage of pizza deliveries, leaving the victim in a predicament.

Hey Joe, did you hear about that guy that made a Youtube video of himself torturing his cat? Some vigilantes from Ebaumsworld.com sent him a bunch of Internet Pizzas and a male escort through Craigslist!

by D.S.88 January 24, 2011

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internet rimming

performing the act of rimming via webcam for long distance relationships.
one partner places their bare ass against the computer webcam, and the other begins to lick their computer screen.

"hey babe glad you are online, i've missed you.. fancy abit of internet rimming?"

by plasgwynkitten September 3, 2009

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hello internet

*dan leans into screen* hi. my name is *cups hands* dan
dan howellโ€™s first youtube video

whenever dan is shown hello internet, he cringes

by B0WT13S January 5, 2021

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internet fuckery

AKA Net Neutrality.

It's what the FCC is trying to do to all of us. Stop calling it Net Neutrality and start calling it Internet Fuckery. More people will care. We can still stop this!

Us: The FCC plans to let cable companies give us Internet Fuckery.
Cable Companies and FCC: You mean hand off NetNeutrality?
Us: No, that is straight up Internet Fuckery.
Cable Companies: We would never do anything to dissatisfy your customer experience!
Us: When was the last time you showed up between 2-6 in the afternoon? InternetFuckery

by FrenchieD June 5, 2014

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Internet dick

Weighing what you have on the internet compared to others. As to show off or brag.

Whats the size of your internet dick?

A: guy one; I have 1000 friends on MySpace, how many do you have?

Guy two; I have 50.

Guy one; ha loser.

B: guy one; I have a kdr of a kdr of 10/1, whats yours?
Guy two; 2/4 *Sigh* here it comes.

Guy one; 2/4 what kind of scrub are you?

by Wolfen65 August 13, 2015

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