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Mike Jones!

A one hit wonder, terrible rapper from the 2000's. In certain situations, wanna be gangsters will yell out his name to try and sound cool.

Dylan: Yeah, that sounds pretty awesome.
*2 or 3 seconds of silence*
Luis: Mike Jones!
Everybody: Dude, who still says that???

by HonusP July 27, 2010

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Brokeback Jones

A very gay dude that is sexually attracted to other men; loves to suck cock; lick penis; lick hard cock; and blow hard penis.

Dude, that was so gay, you are such a Brokeback Jones.

Dude! Get off me! Stop being a Brokeback Jones!

by GGG Money February 1, 2006

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Dick Licker Jones

The worst possible insult, wins verbal slinging matches

Jimi Shut up. you are a Dick Licker Jones

by Ellbell November 11, 2005

14πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Pink Eye Jones

After butt fucking someone, you splooge in their eye, immediately giving them pink eye.

"I would totally pink eye jones that bitch."

by Skip Williams November 24, 2007

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jones high school

Jones high is a school located west Orlando where it’s full of black hoes who are fucked out and the dumbest black kids go there it’s lit af & most of west Orlando goes there and after school they go to Mc donalds to get fucked

Jones high school is the best school in west Orlando

#Crosstownwethehottestinthecity

by Kynadalksmith January 20, 2020

9πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Davy Jones’ Locker

where semen go to die. the small of a slapper's back, but can include her arse as well. often adorned with a tramp stamp.

wow, even the prosta-tots have a shag-tag on Davy Jones’ Locker now-a-days!

by bcoe January 31, 2008

8πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Evelyn Mary Jones

Such a lovely person! Met her via Roblox and we were just bombing each other on a game. And still miss her ngl but after she broke up with me the contact went poof. We had such a great time on Roblox and minecraft! Idk what was wrong. idk if i still have feelings for her im just confused, alone and depressed. If you read this Eddie. Could we communicate more often?

Evelyn Mary Jones is soo bald because she broke up with me.

Everyone else : cant relate

by theoneandonlyafghan November 22, 2021