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The art of lying to someone about receiving a call from your insurance company to get off the phone with them
That sumbitch just pulled a Johnny Whitetail on me
A bro that lives in Tampa that will fuck your bitch!
Your bitch just got Johnny D!
June 9 is the day where all the bitches pop that pussy for a real nigga with a bag named Johnny haley big dick energy
Ay mami you bouta bust it down for a John John real quick it’s fuck Johnny day
Being sexually assaulted by an inanimate object, such as a glass bottle, like Amber Heard accused Johnny Depp of doing during their trial.
I hear he got arrested after he Johnny Depped a drunk girl last night. Luckily he also has JD' lawyer so he should be able to thoroughly discredit her.
To have the tip of your finger sliced off
Billy was gonna bartend this weekend, but he got Johnny Depped with a steak knife. I don't think he's gonna make it in.
Johnny Kaydee is the best DJ in the world. He’s handsome, smart, and of course charming. If he’s not DJing, you could probably catch him …. Fucking your bitch
Oh look there’s Johnny Kaydee , the greatest DJ in the world
an individual who tit fucks... ...in Great Britain.
Timothy was a real johnny knocker, Maria was not pleased with her husbands particular partiality.