July 20

National Dont Give Birth Day

Susan- "Hey im about to have labor right now,"
Mark- "Dont, its national dont give birth day on July 20, do it tomorrow."

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13th July

On this day yo girl has to give you the most sloppy bj she has ever given In her life

Hey babe it’s the 13th July , you know what to do

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pull a julie

To do something lame. Forget something very quickly. Spill some kind of liquid.

Mom: excuse me, i need paper towels, can you get of my way?
You: Okay. (moves aside)
a few seconds pass and you go to get some paper towles forgetting they were moved. You just Pulled a Julie.
Bystander: nice way to pull a julie.

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july 6th

anna and samaiyas birthday

“hey july 6th is anna and samaiyas birthday”

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July 3rd

Jumping the gun and celebrating too much the night before a celebration then being too hungover to attend.

Host: "We missed you at the bbq, where were you?"
Loser: "I totally July 3rded it and could not get out of bed all day"

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july 22

The month of lil dicks and being a hoe

July 22 is gaudy

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July 16th

Its National Asshole Day!

Nows the time to acknowledge all the assholes in your life.

Sophie: Hey is July 16th!

Isaiah: Ok?

Sophie: Its National Asshole Day

Isaiah: And?

Sophie: You're an asshole

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