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Today, we salute you, trendy Long Island girl. In your retarded furry boots, you understand that following a crowd is a small price to pay for the approval of your peers. Sure, your huge overpriced designer handbag and oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest assured that your daddy bought them for you fair and square. And yes, you may be snobby to every guy that approaches you, but we know that you're only doing them a favor because you are in fact a bitch with an annoying accent. So here's to you trendy Long Island girl, because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair and falsely-tanned skin there sits a real person in the driver's seat of that Lexus SUV; and that real person... is a pale brunette. So do us all a favor and go back.
Guy 1: Is that girl with the furry boats in the Lexus think shes better than everyone?
Guy 2: No shes a bitch
Guy 3: Oh a Long Island girl
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A euphemism for smoking weed that doesn't make you sound like a totally asshole, and decreases the risk of getting caught. Useful because, hey, who the fuck would actually go to Long John Silvers?
Nathan and Alex decided it was time to go to Long John Silvers again, after doing so they happily watched scooby-doo and ordered a pizza for the night.
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An organized crime family that is believed to have emerged from Italian and Mexican organized crime in Long Beach California. The current Don or "God Father" is said to be identified by the family name Duran, but little is known about them due to their elusive behavior.
The Long Beach Mafia is not a gang, it's an organized crime family that is notorious for running underground crime operations primarily throughout California, but have been spotted in other states and countries.
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Is food from a weird place...well, not real food, but processed, what da hell, is good anyways.
Sara loves it LONG...John Silver's
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A person who had long hair then got it cut to about where the head meets the neck, usually under influence of parents. It also looks like a bowl, so rounded you could drink soup from it.
Dude, why did you get a haircut? now you have wannabe long hair.
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A distinct type of ass mainly found on women from Wisconsin.
There was tons of that great Wisconsin Long Ass at Summerfest this year. Life in Wisconsin is all about Packers, Miller Lite, and Long Ass. Who invited all the Wisconsin Long Ass to the party?
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This term is derived from the fictional pirate from Treasure Island 'Long John Silver'. It describes a gentleman equipped with a penis of staggering proportions. To be referred to in this way is a great source of pride to any man, as it implys that your dongbone has not only a great size, but a great reputation.
James: Carla why are you limping, with blood trickling down your knee? Hast thou fallen over, cripple?
Carla: No, I was fortunate enough to share a bed with George last night, he truly is Long Dong Silver!
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