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A sit down lunch is a lunch where office staff and low energy sales people gather to gossip about co workers, complain, and just generally do nothing productive. These lunches are often long and have been known to be very heavy in caloric intake, which can lead to lack of productivity that’s sometimes lasts long into the night.
Austin, how was your sit down lunch today? Great Jim, I had to cut it short because the ribs special ended at 4pm.
To stand up a person when there was a pre-ordained meeting .
To acknowledge a person and get ignored in return.
Damn! The fucker said he would come by! He never showed up!
Dude. You got lunched!
She looked right at me when I waved!
She lunched the shit out of you!
When a lunch date, acquaintance, or co-worker brings or orders a lunch that is judged to be of vastly different quality than ones own.
That pizza looked way better than my sandwich I got lunched.
Occurs when starting the dating process with someone new and feeling the need to impose pre-defined and static boundaries on your time together
Example:
Friend #1: "Hey, how's the new guy? How was the first date?"
Friend #2: "How was the first date? Long, way too long. He seems like a nice guy though. I think I'll lunch him a few times and see how that goes?
TWO WEEKS LATER:
Friend #1: So you've lunched this guys 7 times in 2 weeks. What's the verdict?
Friend #2: Which guy are we talking about?
1. when a doctor performs a prostate cancer test on a man.
2. to penetrate the anus deeply.
1. You got a prostate exam at 39 because the doctor couldn't wait a year to touch your lunch.
2. I was banging her so hard from behind that I was touching her lunch!
When a bunch of bro's get together for lunch. Generally without chicks. Because chicks talk... alot.
Yo bro, let's dip out at 11 for bro-lunch at Uncle Julio's, then parlay that into Starbucks credit card roulette and an office foosball tourney. Should be back by 2ish.