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'I broke ma boat' is gibberish that flows from the mouth whilst eating cookies when a person tries to say 'Look, theres the hat'.
Other variations include:
'I bwoak ma but'
'I boak ma boat'
'A buk ma but'
(It is refered to as 'I broke ma boat' because it is the only possible sentance that makes sense'
Person 1: I like cookies. (Begins eating)
Person 2: Well duh, you just bought them.
Person 1 (while pointing): I BROKE MA BOAT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 (after swallowing): Look, theres the hat!
Person2: So it is.
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When I Boy Asks A Girl Does She Want Him To Cum In Her Mouth
Guy:Is You Thirsty Ma?
Girl:Hell Yea
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The scottish term 'help ma' boab' refers to something owned by the individual, which requires help. The particular thing requiring help is the 'boab' aka 'boaby'. The 'boab' aka 'mydingalingaling' is the sausage shaped piece of the human anatomy which is found in the male gender of the species.
Wullie: dr dr i've been gettin some real pains down below like, ya ken!
Dr: I see, and what is it yi want me to do son?
Wullie: I need yi tae 'help ma' boab'
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Donald Trump ( Orange Blob ) when visited India; he, in his speech, mentioned Swami Vivekananda wrongly.
F1:Hey bro let's listen to Swami viveka ma nunda speech.
F2: Haha! You're too funny!
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Statement of surprise or shock.
I'll be a Ratz-ma-hunch-ee left nut on a saturday night drinking milk watching cartoons.
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A girl that has Triple D breast and a magnificent booty. She may be short, but she's a bad bitch!
Victoria's Secret worker: "You have an exotic look, would you like to get professionally fitted for bra size?"
Lil Ma: "Sure!"
Victoria's Secret worker: "you are a 32 DDD"
Papito:"Dang Lil Ma, I knew your breast were the best I've ever played with, but Triple Ds? From this point forward I shall call you my Triple D Lil Ma!"
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clean northern italy expression meaning friggin or holy shit or what the hell?
When someone says something you can't believe, you say Ma che porco in fora
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