A FUCKING DICKHEAD WHO SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM AND FUCKS CANDLES ON A DAILY BASIS THE RETARDED JABBA THE HUT
Max and Jasmine are the cutest couple they have beautiful kids that have a lot of talents they are also vary rich. Jasmine is a gorgeous Hispanic and Max is a mixed asian who is good looking.
Max and Jasmine can’t be separated
a smaller version of a guy named max. probably watches anime. probably lives with his parents. it's fine though.
When you’re a player and you get play
Jack; hey did you get max play last night?
Kevin; Yeah, it was lit. The girls were hot
Jack; I’m jealous- I had to work that day
Max the man is a bery strong guy with a big ass fucking cock like you can ride on that like it’s a bike Max the man is gonna be the best soccer play in the world he is going to be better the Lionel Messi and that is a fact
Stranger:how big is your cock
Max the man: lemme see 38.98 inches
This is a guy who does gay comments as jokes eg "Do u want to lick my pootang pie?" and "I want to lick your cheese"
Max: Do you want to lick my pootang pie?
Person1: FUCK OFF GAY BOY