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A mythical creature some say he has the legs of a philosoraptor and the arms of a bear. He does not attack unless he has his belly tickled. Then he unleashes the wrath of 1,000,000 suns.
I saw a max calcroft yesterday i tickled his belly and ran
"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."
Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.
"How do you always fucking manage to do this?!?"
"Max's Law, dude."
a smaller version of a guy named max. probably watches anime. probably lives with his parents. it's fine though.
Max the man is a bery strong guy with a big ass fucking cock like you can ride on that like it’s a bike Max the man is gonna be the best soccer play in the world he is going to be better the Lionel Messi and that is a fact
Stranger:how big is your cock
Max the man: lemme see 38.98 inches
This is a guy who does gay comments as jokes eg "Do u want to lick my pootang pie?" and "I want to lick your cheese"
Max: Do you want to lick my pootang pie?
Person1: FUCK OFF GAY BOY
A perfect husband, he’s nice, caring, very smart and handsome. The most lovable person you’ll ever meet! This word is mostly
used in the love language.
That guy is so nice! He’s such a Max-Jasper! I wish I could marry him.