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A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water as they eat them out.
Horny and thirsty? Why not Mexican strainer?
To light ones anus hairs on fire and rip a fat one, effectively becoming a human flamethrower.
“Hey did you hear about how Charlie did a Mexican charzard in Darrel’s basement last week, he caught his mom’s new drapes on fire.”
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A very bad sunburn on ones inner thighs that causes your legs to stick together causing extreme pain when pulling them apart.
While on vacation in Mexico, I got the worst case of Mexican Velcro. I needed a bottle of aloe and the jaws of life to get my legs apart.
A number of men lining up to have sex with a group of pregnant women.
My buddies and I ran a Mexican locomotive on the community pregnant wives club.
A mexican caravan is defined as no less than 5 landscapers (mexican or non) having a sweaty orgy after a long days work, each of them taking turns swallowing a load of ejaculate
"Aye homes, want to make this a mexican caravan after work today?"
When you cum on a girls face and whip it with your dick.
I gave her the good old Mexican squeegee.