milking the moose

(v): Jerking off Jered the Subway guy before he went on his diet.

I'd love a cold cut combo, but I can't do it since Steve was milking the moose last weekend!

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milk burp

a belch that is caused by chugging milk

That milk burp was so loud that it shattered glass!

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Chocolate Milk

When white people hang out with black people.

Let's have some Chocolate Milk later, I miss LaRonda.

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Cookies And Milk

When you finish in a girl's mouth that is filled with cookie dough.

Zach: "Dude, My girlfriend gave me raw cookie last night!"

Brett: "Awesome! Did you finish with the cookies and milk?"

Zach: "Yeah!"

Brett: "Dude, that's sweet!"

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Chocolate milk

When you mix milk and chocolate sauce or powder (but we all prefer the hersheys sauce) and then you stir it up and its yummyier than regular milk

not long ago i made a nice glass of chocolate milk and took the pills for my sinus infection... no joke

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Chicken Milk

noun

an opaque beige fluid rich in fat and protein, secreted by female chickens for the nourishment of their young. Only one breed of chicken secretes milk, they can be found in Yeagertown, Pennsylvania. Locals have been drinking chicken milk for years, but it is a well kept secret because the bird is so rare. If you travel to yeagertown the locals will deny this legend, they will even pass it off ass a complete farce.

can I please have a glass of chicken milk?

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getting milked

When a man is on all fours and a women strokes the cock

Man, I felt full of cum so i had her milk me! I enjoyed getting milked

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