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Make Up Your Mind

MAKE A FUCKING DECISION

can you hurry and make up your mind?

by jackass45 September 6, 2018


pbs mind in an mtv world

when you are really smart but are surrounded by complete fucktards. me, of course.

middle school was hell for me because i was a pbs mind in an mtv world.

by Allanator June 23, 2011


The mind can only comprehend...

The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure! This is a saying about long classes and seminars. If attendees have sat to the point of discomfort, they probably won't pay attention to the class.

The students had glazed eyes and shifted in their seats. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure!

by I, Wreckerrr August 25, 2020

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Jedi mind trick

When you really really believe in sth such as a miracle, it might become true-hopefully, perhaps, maybe.....with the help of "the force"

The democratics need to know some kind of "Jedi Mind Tricks" so as to win the 2004 election.

by j/k January 19, 2004

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Jedi mind trick

Trying to convince somebody to do something by saying it over and over again

"You will sleep with me, you will sleep with me, you will..."
"Quit trying those Jedi mind tricks on me"

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

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Bored Out Of My Mind

When you're sitting in science class, and you have nothing to do, so you decide to add a bunch of random words to Urban Dictionary.

I am freaking bored out of my mind, someone put me out of my misery.

by askkkkkkk November 1, 2019

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Legend in his own mind

An individual who experiences grandiosity, with probable undertones of liberal to severe narcissism. Someone who thinks that they hold an immense amount of clout in the world when in reality they hold very little, or likely, none.

Don: I'm telling you man, when I got down on the scene everybody knew who I was. Shit I got the hookup for everything and anything.

Phil: Wow, there goes Don talking shit again. He don't know shit about shit. That dude is a legend in his own mind.

by Phil Fernandez December 5, 2016

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