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When you take a shit so large it dwarfs over your dick, you wrap a shower curtain around it and tear that person's rectum open. Stretch it front to back.
#monster #condom #dwarf #shower #curtain
"Bruh i gave that guy a great monster condom session! He waddled for a week! Poor dog...
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a creature of pure torture or pleasure depending on it's usage. most commonly found to be residing within the denim confines of eric bana's pants. when venturing out of said confines, it prefers warm, moist caverns and is known to burrow deep within these trenches for comfort.
will attack if provoked.
"keep your gila monster away from my girlfriend!"
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Really annoying plague who nobody likes, but he thinks that everyone loves him because he makes his money from illegal dealings. He wears really bad clothes, and has a terrible haircut, like a jellyfish on his head. He is very stupid and does not wash himself or his clothes very Regularly. He does not talk, he shouts, and all he shouts abouts is himself. He plays really loud, really bad music at unsociable hours of the day. He is the Bald Monster because he is slowly going Bald and he so Loud and Annoying.
Dont answer the door, it's only the Bald Monster wanting to come in and tell us some bullshit for half an hour. Lets Kill the Bald Monster
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A child with a bad disposition often wild in nature.Tend to destroy everything they come in contact with.
That monster midget broke the damn TV.
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Someone who giggles a lot and turns into a laughing-cookie-eating monster.
Manuel was being such a giggle monster after I told him the joke.
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To pork a girl when she is on her period.
She was really horny, but also on her period, so I did what any man would do. I gave her the Kube Monster.
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1 To get encouragement 2 to have a strong attitude about wat u r doing 3 TO GET BACK IN THE GAME 4 to get agressive
1IF U R ABOUT TO PAFORME IN A LIVE SHOW AND UR NERVOUSE YO HOMIES WOULD SAY MONSTER UP
2A man my yapper iz low , boy u need to monster up to get that gudda
3when you playing basketball and a big guy pushes u around then u need to monster up
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