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John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.
Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”
the act of sticking your middle finger knuckle into the anus while jamming it around and looking for gold
Yo dude, i just got the craziest Siberian moose knuckle ever
This is when a male fucks the whole entire women’s hockey team.
Jon has slept with the whole entire women’s hockey team. He is a stick moose.
When you chime in a conversation with something of no relevance.
Guy 1 - dude last night was awesome!
Guy 2- yeah man unreal night, can’t believe how messy it was.
Moose - just caught a 16lbs trout with my new rod lads!
Guy 1 - He’s doing a moose again..
The tiny hanger bumps that show up on a shirt that was hung up too long.
I can’t wear this shirt; it has pook mooses.