A House Mouse is someone who comes to your crib and makes themselves too much at home, they go into your bathroom and use your hair clippers, razors, & deodorant without asking. They go into your kitchen and get into the fridge and help themselves to your food and soda, also without asking. They most likely do not have a place of their own and instead just couch surf from place to place until they wear out their welcome.
man, Ramona needs to quit coming over, he’s just a broke ass house mouse who be eating all the damn food and don’t pay for shit, using my fucking hygiene without asking.
Behemoth <Cristy`~`Veronica`~`Tejada`~`=Minnie Mouse> OfO Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles {Messenger Add Oak}=Mickey Mouse>
Behemoth <Cristy`~`Veronica`~`Tejada`~`=Minnie Mouse> OfO Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles {Messenger Add Oak}=Mickey Mouse>
Tampon; Feminine Hygiene Product
When the plumber snaked the toilet line he found the cause of the clog was a cooter mouse.
When you're really serious about something but its just to good to be true
Zach: are you serious
Carly: yee im SERI-MOUSE
Slightly tugging on a woman's tampon string giving her an excited fright. This should be done without her knowing what is happening.
Stu slides his hand up Stacey's leg and quickly tugs her tampon string hanging out her vagina.
Stu: "yo, i totally gave Stacey a Mouse Tug last night"
Dane: "mean! High Five!"
A guy with huge balls and tiny dick. The large balls are the ears and the small dick is the nose and together that makes it look like Mickey Mouse.
Some gay men love a Mickey Mouse.
When you're on a laptop and you try to move the mouse on the pad and it randomly zooms the fucking thing to like 200% zoom.
Trying to read something on your laptop and it does a random mouse zoom and you can't read the fucking thing.